That’s SO

IT JUST WOULDN’T HAPPEN ANYWHERE ELSE

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TUNBRIDGE WELLS
Using social media to put out a request for fertile Chinese painted quail eggs

WEALDEN
Taking your Waitrose carrier bags to Tesco to disguise where you really shop

SEVENOAKS
Having to explain to anyone who doesn’t know Sevenoaks, that there aren’t actually seven oaks

TUNBRIDGE WELLS
Spending the day feeling surprisingly uplifted if you spend anything less than 15 minutes queuing in traffic at the North Farm roundabout

WEALDEN
Driving completely out of your way to save 1p a litre on fuel because village petrol pumps are just too expensive

SEVENOAKS
Feigning revolt that ‘another chain’ has come to town, but secretly relishing your weekend trips to Nando’s

TUNBRIDGE WELLS
Tutting and rolling your eyes when someone says ‘Fenwicks’. If they can’t get it right, they shouldn’t be allowed in