Overheard in a Tunbridge Wells bar

Overheard in a Tunbridge Wells bar

Here’s the funniest phrase we’ve overheard this week…

 

Man: “So, last night I was in a shop trying to pay for my food, and I was waving my phone over the card machine, and the shopkeeper said ‘what are you doing?’ I said ‘mate, I’m using Apple Pay’, and he said ‘sorry, we don’t take Apple Pay.'”

Woman: “Oh my god, seriously?”

Man: “Yeah! So then I got my card out and started tapping it on the machine, and the shopkeeper tells me they don’t take contactless either!”

Woman: “Are you kidding? How are you expected to pay?”

Man: “I know, right!”

Woman: “That is ridiculous. Who doesn’t take contactless?”

 

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