Overheard in a Wealden shop

Overheard in a Wealden shop

Here’s the funniest phrase we’ve overheard this week…


Woman 1: “Before I moved to Kent, I’d never seen an otter. Now you see them all the time.”

Woman 2: “Really? I don’t think I ever see them!”

Woman 1: “They’re always trotting across the roads at night and sadly, you quite often see dead ones.”

Woman 2: “Are you sure you don’t mean badgers?”

Woman 1: “Oh yes. In that case, I’ve still never seen an otter!”


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