Overheard

Here’s the funniest phrase we’ve overheard this month…

Remember, we’re always listening…

Hairdresser

OVERHEARD IN A TONBRIDGE CAFÉ
Woman 1: “I need to find a new hairdresser.”
Woman 2: “Why?”
Woman 1: “Because I don’t like mine any more. I took in a picture of Jennifer Aniston and said ‘I want to look like this’ and he laughed and said ‘I can’t work miracles.’”

Shopping

OVERHEARD IN CROWBOROUGH WAITROSE
“I don’t understand why anyone would take a Tesco carrier bag into Waitrose. I don’t like to mix and match.”

Pokemon Go

OVERHEARD IN A  TUNBRIDGE WELLS OFFICE
Man: “Of course I don’t play Pokémon Go – I have a life!”
Woman: “I play it…”

Shocked Woman

OVERHEARD IN A WEALDEN PUB GARDEN
Woman 1: “Your holiday pictures looked lovely – I can’t believe how young your mum still looks!”
Woman 2: “My mum wasn’t on the holiday. That was me…”

Coffee

OVERHEARD IN TUNBRIDGE WELLS STARBUCKS
Child: “Mummy, why do you drink so much coffee in the morning?”
Mum: “Because it’s an unacceptable time to be drinking wine.”

Limo

OVERHEARD AT SEVENOAKS STATION
“Next time I get married, could we hire a limo for the hen do, rather than having to pile on the train?”