OVERHEARD

Remember, we’re always listening…

1

Overheard in Cafe Nero, Tenterden
“I’m trying to cut down on the amount of sugar I have, so I’ve only got two in my
coffee. But I’m going to take five sachets away, just in case…”

2

Overheard in a Sevenoaks boutique 
“Do you think this poncho makes me look a bit like Zorro?”

3

Overheard in Marks & Spencer, Tunbridge Wells
Mum: “Darling, could you pick up a packet of brioche rolls?”
Child: “MUMMY I DON’T WANT BRIOCHE!”
Mum: “But brioche is delicious! That’s what you’re having, so be quiet.”

4

Overheard in a Sevenoaks car park
“I couldn’t find my yoga towel today so I’ve had to bring a beach towel instead. What an absolute disaster.”

5

Overheard in a Tunbridge Wells park
Man: “Oh that’s a cute dog!”
Woman: “Thanks! His name’s Dave.”
Man: “Then I have your dog’s name tattooed on my bum.”

6

Overheard in a Tunbridge Wells cafe
Woman 1: “You were so tanned on your wedding day!”
Woman 2: “I had a sunbed every day for three weeks. When I woke up on the morning of the wedding, my face cracked!”