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Who shouldn’t underestimate the English?
That would be the young woman at Tonbridge station who chatted away on her mobile in very loud French, assuming none of the waiting commuters would understand. Sadly for her, the two language students standing nearby now know all the juicy details of the chic lady’s affair with her brother-in-law. Ooh, la-la!

Which shopping addict has a shameful secret?
Answer: The media madam who has been taking advantage of her partner’s upcoming birthday to blow the budget. She’s been telling her man that the copious parcels arriving at their home are gifts for him – before smuggling the ‘presents’ into her wardrobe. Let’s hope she remembers to buy gifts of similar size and number…

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