Overheard

Remember, we’re always listening…

Pilates Class

OVERHEARD IN A PILATES CLASS IN SEVENOAKS
Woman 1: “It’s like she hasn’t got anything better to do than to arrive early to get a spot near the front.”
Woman 2: “Yes and probably to get a better view of the male instructor!”

Steak

OVERHEARD IN A CRANBROOK RESTAURANT
Woman: “Why is my steak red?”
Man: “Because you ordered it rare.”
Woman: “I thought rare meant that the type of steak was uncommon!”

Smoked Salmon

OVERHEARD ON THE TRAIN IN HILDENBOROUGH
“The only reason I’m going to the function is for the smoked salmon gravlax and olive crustini canapés. They are on point.”

OVERHEARD IN A SUPERMARKET IN HAWKHURST
Grandmother: “When are we going to watch trout fishing in the desert?”
Grandson: “Do you mean Salmon Fishing in the Yemen?”
Grandmother: “Oh, yes.”

App

OVERHEARD IN A BAR IN TUNBRIDGE WELLS
Woman: “How are we getting home then? Taxi?”
Man: “I wish we could just order a Tinder.”
Woman: “A what?!”
Man: “Tinder, it’s a taxi.”
Woman: “Err, I think you mean an Uber! Tinder’s a dating app!”

Coffee

OVERHEARD IN A CAFÉ IN TUNBRIDGE WELLS
“Do you think the staff will notice I’ve only been ordering free babycinno’s and tap water, so that I can use their wifi?”